CIA, FBI, NSA, all of them have access to your tvs, your phones, your cars. They can hear or see anything you say or do at all times, yet they can’t catch leakers within their own organization and terrorists still slip through the cracks. And these are well paid, highly trained professionals with the resources of the US Government. Why is it so difficult and why do they gotta make it so hard for the rest of us?
Enter 4Chan, the real intelligence agency comprised of some dudes on the internet messing around for the lawlz of it. They can track down anything, at any time, all for a worthy cause.
Praise kek indeed.