An Important Announcement From A Divine Goddess

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Yes, you read that right. And there is of course only one person who could be worthy of such a title in this fallen world. She, of course, is Taylor Swift.

Taylor Swift has announced her long-awaited follow-up to 1989, Reputation. The singer’s sixth album will be released on November 10th.

Swift teased fans with an imminent announcement when she recently wiped all of her social media, including her Twitter, Instagram and Tumblr. Over the last few days, the pop star has been posting glitch-y, short, silent videos of a snake slithering in darkness. On Wednesday, a video showed the snake coming towards the camera.

Along with the title, Swift debuted the album cover, which features a much darker look than the bright neons of her 1989 era alongside her name in various newspaper-style fonts. Swift also confirmed that she would release an as-yet-untitled first single on Thursday evening.

Yes, she has returned as was prophesied and I have no doubts in my mind that this effort as she has walked through the valley of the shadow of death, and come out the other side such a beacon of hope for humanity, will be even more awe inspiring than her divinely inspired words of the epic poem which has been passed down by many an oracle, “Shake It Off”, and perhaps even better than the anthem of the wokest of humans:


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