A business made the mistake of trying to pander to the SJW nutjobs by making a Lettuce, Guac, Bacon, Tomato, sandwich and naming it such for a pride parade. Not only that, but the business is even donating money to their cause (which I’m not even sure what the cause is anymore, as these parades are nothing more than an excuse for people to drink and do drugs and take to the streets in such states).
Naturally, SJWs lost their minds rather than accepting the gesture, because these are not sane people seeing someone trying to help them, but they’re OUTRAGED, OUTRAGED I TELL YOU, that such letters be reduced to a dehumanizing sandwich!
” ‘I felt so enraged I left. Basically equating us to a sandwich? Can’t imagine them doing this with other marginalised groups.’ “
No, this isn’t parody, this is a real story.
It just goes to show how crazy the SJWs have gone all around. They’ll be enraged about anything you do or anything you don’t do. Your identity is all that matters to them.
I guess sandwiches are offensive now.
This nuttiness infesting Science Fiction is why we need to Make Science Fiction Fun Again. I’ve come out with a collection of short stories that will offend ALL your SJW acquaintances. Because it’s fun. And we’re not allowed to have fun. Read it here.
Contrarius says
” I’m not even sure what the cause is anymore, as these parades are nothing more than an excuse for people to drink and do drugs and take to the streets in such states”
Yeah, just like those evil old Catholics and their Satanic old Mardi Gras. How dare they have fun without you, right?
Careful, Jon, you’re fun-policing again. 😉
“Naturally, SJWs lost their minds rather than accepting the gesture, because these are not sane people seeing someone trying to help them, but they’re OUTRAGED, OUTRAGED I TELL YOU, that such letters be reduced to a dehumanizing sandwich!”
Careful again, Jon. In the article you linked to, the longest quotes criticizing that LGBT sandwich were actually from PIERS MORGAN — hardly a bastion of the left. LOL!
Seriously, Jon, you just shoot yourself in the foot when you post idiocy like this.
otomo says
“Seriously, Jon, you just shoot yourself in the foot when you post idiocy like this.”
No one cares. Except you. Who comes to read my blog every day to sperg at me.
Contrarius says
What’s wrong, Jon — don’t you *want* people to read your blog?
Psychokitteh says
People, not Legos or sock puppets.
Begone.
Contrarius says
Tsk, now the fun-policing is spreading. What — now only people you approve of are allowed to have fun?
Seriously — you guys really ought to work on a little self-awareness every once in a while.
SmockMan says
Honk honk