I can’t believe I”m working on a body pillow case…
Anyway. Here’s the next secret degenerate-tier stretch goals which I won’t list on the site proper:
$50,000 – META-GIRL BATHWATER – yes a jar of your own Meta-Girl bathwater.
$100,000 – I will make my own ASMR videos for your pleasure.
Back today and make this even more awkward, plus get the best indie comic book out there right now. This storyline’s just getting going and we need your help to meet the real stretch goals as well as this crazy nonsense.
You WANT us to buy the pillow.
Truth.