Who New Stonks Were The Funnest Vidya All Along?

There’s real money on the line! Grab your controllers, frens, and let’s play MMO-GMEAMC!

It’s been an absolutely crazy week. Trading was shut down yesterday because the boomers didn’t like gamers getting in on this action, but everything is back up this morning and we’re showing we have more collective power than they do.

It’s fun. It’s like a massive raid in WoW only with money. We’re making our way through an epic dungeon where it’s got a really tough boss the evil Hedge Fund, but if we can push our way through and HODL the line, we can get the most epic loot tier of all time, the rareest of rare drops known as money.

After severe pressure, they finally re-opened trading for our meme stonks today. Roll $GME $AME $NOK.

Keep spamming your attack buttons, fam. The ride never ends.