Soy Face is one of the most shameful acts possible by a man, and yet people who at least claim to be male keep doing it and posting open-mouthed pictures online, frothing over their wife’s boyfriends’ Nintendo Switches. Fandom Pulse presents the Top 5 cringiest soy face examples in pop culture.
Number 5 in the Top 5 Most Shameful Pictures Of Soy Face By Pop Culture “Men”:
He is the Soy Face Luminary of Lament. His aura is a melange of melancholy and mirth, blending into a unique shade of emotional incontinence. He’s the troubadour of empathy, strumming chords of misunderstanding in a world that often hums a different tune. He is Mark Waid, the one who doesn’t hesitate to exploit the misery of others for a chance to attack comicsgate.
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Number 4 in the Top 5 Most Shameful Pictures Of Soy Face By Pop Culture “Men”:
He is the Soy Face Maestro of Melancholy. A connoisseur of feelings, he herkily-jerkily weaves his emotional tapestry with threads of empathy and has a penchant to simp for Pakistani feminists. His tears could fill an ocean, but his heart is a vessel of vitriol. He is Chuck “The Simp” Wendig, who went full white knight for Sharmeen Obaid-Chinoy.
Number 3 in the Top 5 Most Shameful Pictures Of Soy Face By Pop Culture “Men”:
He is the Soy Face Sage of Satan. He maneuvers the labyrinth of social nuances with the grace of a ballerina and the subtlety of a whisper. His reactions are as measured as a witch’s concoction, always balancing disharmony in every interaction. He is Satan’s praiser Donny Cates, who doesn’t find Satan’s works and promises empty.
Number 2 in the Top 5 Most Shameful Pictures Of Soy Face By Pop Culture “Men”:
He is the Soy Face Virtuoso of Vulnerability. His vulnerability is a symphony, played on heartstrings, resonating with those who appreciate the beauty in raw anxiety. He wears his anxiety on his sleeve, a canvas painted with shades of cucking and placating. He is Wil Wheaton, who once addressed MENSA about his anxiety: “Here’s what I need you guys to do. I need this entire room of people to make a pact. It’s just us, so what happens here in beautiful downtown San Diego, stays in beautiful downtown San Diego. So here it goes. You are the superheroes we need. But the world doesn’t know it yet. But they will. And something cataclysmic will occur, and the world will cry out, “who will save us?” And I need you to be ready to burst out of the crowd, rip open your shirt to expose your true identity and say proudly, ‘I’m ready! I am the SUPERHERO YOU NEED!’”
And our winner in the Top 5 Most Shameful Pictures Of Soy Face By Pop Culture “Men”:
He is the Soy Face Sultan of Sensitivity: He navigates life with the finesse of a con-artist and the emotional depth of a post-it note. His sensitivity is a compass guiding him through a world of artisanal delusions and derivative novels. He once wrote of himself: “I’m a rapist. I’m one of those men who likes to force myself on women without their consent or desire and then batter them sexually.” He is none other than John Scalzi, science fiction grifter, and also labelled “McRapey” by the award winning cruelty artist, Vox Day.
Let us know in the comments who are your pics for the Top 5 Soy Face By Pop Culture “Men.”
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