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Doctor Who Fans Blast Cringy “The Goblin Song” Teaser Of Ncuti Gatwa Christmas Special

December 15, 2023 by Jon Del Arroz 3 Comments

Ncuti Gatwa Dancing
Ncuti Gatwa Gay Dancing As The Doctor, Screenshot, Trailer

The Doctor Who show couldn’t have had a worse week for P.R., with Ncuti Gatwa giving an interview crying about fans being “racist” in advance of his debut lead Christmas Special, “The Church On Ruby Road.” Worse, the Ninth Doctor, Christopher Eccleston, demanded that showrunner Russell T. Davies be fired from the BBC program. Official promotions aren’t better with the release of “The Goblin Song,” which leads the show in a head-scratching direction that leaves fans wondering if the writers have gone insane.

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The official account posted the full song to X: “Listen to THE GOBLIN SONG from ‘The Church on Ruby Road’ – available to stream now!”

The Goblins are coming for Christmas! 🧌🎄

Listen to THE GOBLIN SONG from 'The Church on Ruby Road' – available to stream now! 🎶 #DoctorWho pic.twitter.com/NzCokrjL4R

— Doctor Who (@bbcdoctorwho) December 11, 2023

The song premiere echoes showrunner Russell T. Davies’s recent interview, stating, “The show is taking a sly step towards fantasy, which will annoy people to whom it’s a hard science-fiction show.” They intentionally upset die-hard fans with the program’s direction.

The song opens with Ncuti Gatwa as the Doctor and Millie Gibson as his companion, Ruby Sunday, crawling through the bowels of what looks like a Peter Pan-esque pirate ship in the sky. Below is a contingent of hundreds of goblins, all gathered together for some ritual human sacrifice—of babies.

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A cringy song with its lyrics and faux-jazz tone followed, which sounded like it was cheaply produced. The scene looks like something out of George Lucas’ Star Wars: Return Of The Jedi Special Edition, where the director replaced a beloved animatronics song and scene with some modern, terrible singing and over-the-top CGI, which made audiences roll their eyes.

We see a black baby being offered on a conveyor belt as the goblins gleefully sing like this is some ritual sacrifice to Moloch. It presents the globalist imagery of child sacrifice being “fun,” presenting a message of abortion toward that end.

Doctor Who
Doctor Who “The Goblin Song” trailer, Screenshot X

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The lyrics continue to present the situation as “fun,” with the singer making lyrics like “Baby butter for the baby scones” and “Eat the baby, add some salt.”

Doctor Who “The Goblin Song” trailer, Screenshot X

The most bizarre part is Ncuti Gatwa, as The Doctor doesn’t seem concerned. He’s all smiles, and during the song, he even calls the scene “Amazing,” as if he approves of what’s going on with the goblin creatures.

Ncuti Gatwa and Millie Gibson
Doctor Who “The Goblin Song” trailer, Screenshot X

These globalist goblins are imagery exactly out of something Alex Jones would have ranted about, as they even proceed to call the baby “Better than beef,” eliciting the imagery that humans will eat bugs instead of beef as the leftist environmentalist agenda is trying to ban cattle because of their supposed emissions.

Doctor Who “The Goblin Song” trailer, Screenshot X

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The scene ends with another rip-off of Star Wars, as The Goblin King is revealed to be a fat, slovenly creature who resembles Jabba The Hutt. It shows Russell T. Davies is out of ideas and that Doctor Who will suffer.

Doctor Who “The Goblin Song” trailer, Screenshot X

Fan reaction savaged the clip, with one posting, “The BBC and Russell T Davies be like: “We cut our audience in half? Eh, we can top that. Let’s go for cutting the audience by 75% next!” He followed this with a screenshot of the recent 60th Anniversary Special ratings, the lowest watched of David Tennant’s tenure as The Doctor.

Source: Screenshot, X

Another fan posted, “That was so fn cringe? Who watches this trash?”

Source: Screenshot, X

The show’s cone off the rails even before Ncuti Gatwa premiers as The Doctor on Christmas. Fans will regard This series as even worse than the hated Jody Whittaker Doctor.

What do you think of this clip of Ncuti Gatwa as The Doctor with The Goblin Song? Is Doctor Who Dead? Let us know in the comments!

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Filed Under: Television Tagged With: bbc, doctor who, ncuti gatwa, russell t. davies

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  1. Syrena says

    December 15, 2023 at 11:40 am

    Looks like something the abortionists and satanic elite will enjoy…

    Reply
  2. Yuleeyahoo says

    December 15, 2023 at 2:46 pm

    R.I.P. Doctor Who
    1963 – 2017

    Reply
  3. Peter says

    February 27, 2024 at 11:06 pm

    “The scene looks like something out of George Lucas’ Star Wars: Return Of The Jedi Special Edition, where the director replaced a beloved animatronics song and scene with some modern, terrible singing and over-the-top CGI, which made audiences roll their eyes.”

    I don’t know which audiences you mean, nor what an “animatronics song” is. “Lapti Nek,” the original, enjoyable (though hardly “beloved”) song was replaced by the equally enjoyable “Jedi Rocks,” and the singing in both songs is meant to be alien and weird. CGI is CGI, and given that only two members of the alien band were CGI and the rest either flesh and blood or latex, we’re certainly not talking OTT there.

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