Netflix Avatar: The Last Airbender makes you miss the The Last Airbender movie. Sure, it was hot garbage, but it only lasted under two hours. By the time episode five wraps up, that’s more than four hours of binging pure trash. With another two and a half hours still left to consume. Shyamalan may not […]
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Netflix Avatar: The Last Airbender Episode 4 Review: Bumi Wants To Murder Children And Die!
This Netflix episode hurts to watch if you are an actual fan of the real Avatar: The Last Airbender series from Nickelodeon. It fundamentally changes the character of Bumi into a bitter, murderous, and hateful man, while also still having him make jokes and toy around with Aang. The ending of this episode was an […]
Netflix Avatar: The Last Airbender Episode 3 Review: Why Is She Even Here?
The third episode of the Avatar: The Last Airbender live-action adaptation from Netflix opens with a failed assassination plot against Fire Lord Ozai and the reveal of Azula. But why is she even here? In the Nickelodeon cartoon, Azula is briefly shown in Book One but doesn’t get involved until after the events at the […]
Netflix Avatar: The Last Airbender Episode One Review: How Not To Game Of Thrones
While watching Netflix Avatar: The Last Airbender episode one, it’s hard not to be consistently reminded of the showrunner Albert Kim stating that the show needed to make an appeal to Game of Thrones fans. That the series needed to be more mature and adult. And this ideology plagues all of the first episode. To […]
Disney+: Forty Days to Kill Nine Dragons: Bumilangit’s ‘Tira’ Review
A review of Disney+ and Bumilangit’s Tira. Indonesia has had a surge in superhero content these few years after COVID almost killed it. Although local comic sales are defeated by those of manga (which have already ruled the sale of all comics in Indonesia since at least the nineties), some notable local superhero comics were […]
The Dark Herald Does Not Recommend – Disney Marvel’s Echo Review
Disney knew they had a bomb on their hands with Marvel’s Echo. They tried to find a way to take the tax write-down and just make it vanish. Sadly, for Marvel, pre-sales had been made, and they couldn’t get out of it. Consequently, they dumped it on Disney+ all at once rather than draw it […]
“I Love Punching Down” Dave Chapelle (Thankfully) Will Not Hold Back When It Comes To His Netflix Special ‘The Dreamer’
“Tonight, I’m doing all handicapped jokes,” Dave Chappelle says as he pulls the trigger in his new Netflix special, The Dreamer. “They’re not as organized as the gays, and I love punching down.” That’s the line that is causing keyboards across social media to explode. From transgenders to the handicapped; Dave Chappelle’s verbal sparring is […]
REVIEW: Doctor Who Sinks To New Lows In The Church On Ruby Road With A Musical Number About Chopping Up And Eating Babies
The BBC Television program Doctor Who, beloved by millions for decades, has been on a slow, but rapidly escalation spiral down the toilet in the past decade or so. It continued further with the new Christmas Special, The Church On Ruby Road, premiering the new Doctor, Ncuti Gatwa. While the titular character, known as ‘The […]
‘Final Space’ Creator Olan Rogers Releases Triumphant Crowd-funded Animated Pilot ‘Godspeed’ on YouTube
After a successful crowdfunding campaign and receiving the financial support of an angel investor, Olan Rogers has finally released a full-length animated pilot Godspeed, the long-awaited “spiritual successor” to his immensely popular Final Space sci-fi drama-comedy. Godspeed follows Iris (Bryce Charles) on a dangerous quest across the surface of a decimated Earth toward possible salvation. […]
Alan Ritchson Brings High-T Action To Prime Video In ‘Reacher’ Explosive Second Season
Trend-defying action series Reacher has returned to Amazon Prime Video for an explosive second season, bringing with it the action, gunfights, intrigue, and unapologetic high-testosterone masculinity that viewers came to expect from Season 1. The towering titular star Alan Ritchson is joined by a mostly new ensemble cast including Maria Sten (Swamp Thing), Serinda Swan […]
MGM’s Sci-Fi Drama ‘Beacon 23’ Starring Leana Headey Is Another Bait-And-Switch For Politicized Content
Leana Headey has returned to star in Beacon 23, a sci-fi drama situated on an isolated “space lighthouse” that guides passing spacecraft around deadly space hazards. After being rescued from a shipwreck caused by a malfunction on the beacon, the Game of Thrones star discovers that the lighthouse keeper, played by Stephan James (21 Bridges), […]
‘The Boys’ Spinoff ‘Gen V’ On Prime Video Feels Like It Was Written by Clueless Vampiric Space Aliens
Hollywood degenerate Seth Rogen’s latest addition to his streak of dark, comic book-related content is Gen V, a spin-off of Rogen’s TV adaptation of The Boys. The Prime Video show features a group of teenage superheroes at a fictional university that cynically funnels “supes” into lucrative careers where they can use their powers and advertise […]