A new animated feature film from Mattel Films will be another message movie aimed at children’s minds. Anthony Ramos, the star of “In the Heights,” will provide the title character’s voice for Mattel’s “Bob the Builder,” which Jennifer Lopez is producing, according to Variety. In his interview, he slipped about the movie being another message […]
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‘DARTH SHADOW’ Shadow The Hedgehog Rumored To Be Voiced By Hayden Christensen For New Sonic 3 Movie
SEGA’s Sonic the Hedgehog has seen massive popularity thanks to his hit live-action film franchise. After two smash movies, hype is sky-high for the third entry, especially with the tease of fan-favorite Shadow the Hedgehog. Rumors swirl about Shadow’s voice actor, with recently Hayden Christensen of Star Wars fame emerging as the apparent frontrunner. Paramount’s […]
Hollywood Jews Denounce DNA And Demand Equal Treatment Via ‘Genetic Identity’ As More DEI Hires Threatens Replacement
Jewish entertainment professionals contended in an open letter to the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences on Tuesday that Jews are an “underrepresented” group in Hollywood and should be considered a “protected class” under the new DEI standards. The performers, whom the Hollywood Bureau gathered for Jewish Representation (Jews In The City), stated that […]
Disney’s Greedy Streaming Ambitions Force Deep Cuts at Beloved Pixar Studio as CEO Bob Iger Pursues Streaming Profits
Legendary animation company Pixar is expected to lay off a significant portion of its workforce in 2024—up to 20%, according to insiders. The actions are the most recent setback for Pixar’s creative team as parent company Disney continues to put streaming revenue ahead of artistic integrity. Budgets for Pixar teams, who were already overworked creating […]
Top 5 Movies To Ring In the 2024 New Year
As the countdown to the ball drop grows closer and closer; the dawn of a new year is on everyone’s mind. Rather than wasting time with New Year’s Eve Resolutions we’re never going to see through—let’s instead grab a bag of Takis and watch these TOP 5 MOVIES TO RING IN THE NEW YEAR! #5 […]
‘X-Men vs Avengers’ Tops The Rumors Of Floundering MCU Projects Going Into 2024
With the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU), Marvel Studios is taking some intriguing turns. With plans to gradually integrate everything they have acquired, one huge team-up could have comic book fans thrilled as an X-Men vs. Avengers film may be on the horizon. Marvel Studios acquired the X-Men when Disney purchased 20th Century Fox and now […]
The Dark Herald Does Not Recommend: Rebel Moon: Part One: A Child Of Fire
Zack Snyder has always been utterly dependent on his writers. There is no great shame to this. If you can accept your limits as a creative professional and admit your dependence on colaborers in other fields, it is possible to create something extraordinary. Snyder has done this on occasion. He got his start in the […]
Zatanna Screenwriter Emerald Fennell Confirms Project Is “Not Happening” For DCEU Regime Switch
With Aquaman And The Lost Kingdom, the DCEU (DC Extended Universe) comes to an end this week. DC Studios are rebooting it as the DCEU with co-CEO filmmakers James Gunn and Peter Safran. It was previously reported that Fennell was developing a “Zatanna” film for the DCEU, a magical character who fits into what many […]
Treating “Official” Fan Fiction From The Comic Industry Like It’s Fan Fiction
The X-Men are being reappropriated. Miles Morales has all but replaced Spider-Man. Modern books in the comic industry are mostly glorified fan fiction. Learn how to treat them that way. No matter how much officially sanctioned garbage gets dumped on a tried-and-true franchise, some core stories are so good that no amount of corporate-approved dog-piling […]
The Dark Herald Recommends: The Great War of Archimedes
The Great War of Archimedes is of all things a drama about the building of the Yamato. I found the film intriguing because it’s an excellent example of the Japanese school of storytelling, following as it does the structure of Kishōtenketsu. The producers clearly spent a big chunk of their period piece money on the first scene. […]
The Dark Herald RE-View: The Muppet Christmas Carol
No story on Earth has been done to death as thoroughly as Charles Dicken’s A Christmas Carol. Every possible iteration of this classic story has been made. I tried to find out how many versions there were by typing “A Christmas Carol” into the IMDB search bar, and it called me an asshole. RELATED: “Wonka” Shocks At […]
Hollywood’s Cringe The American Society of Magical Negroes Bombs Before Release As It Gets Trashed On YouTube
True to form, Hollywood is on track to deliver another bust with The American Society of Magical Negroes scheduled for release on 22 March 2024. The movie’s official trailer received a proper trashing from YouTube viewers, so much so that the Dislike count has been disabled as of writing this. The last count was 63K […]
