Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes lopes into theatres this weekend, an epic ape odyssey with classic themes, nostalgic visuals, and the sort of male hero’s journey which is far too often lacking in modern cinema. Andy Serkis (The Lord of the Rings) does not return as ‘Caesar’ in Kingdom, but white male actor […]
‘Constellation’ – Noomi Rapace vs The Terror from Planet Earth
AppleTV’s Constellation has wrapped up its first season after eight mind-twisting episodes. Noomi Rapace (Prometheus) is an astronaut again, only she isn’t fighting robots or alien monsters this time. Returning to Earth after a stint on the International Space Station (ISS), she finds the Earth to which she returns strangely unfamiliar. Constellation should attract fans […]
Road House – Hilarious Sigma Male Action Flick So Bad It’s Good
Amazon Prime’s Road House is a refreshing change of pace from the woke epidemic of modern entertainment, belonging in the same category as high-testosterone productions like Reacher and The Terminal List. There is barely a whiff of woke in Road House, with its remarkably modest plot about a fictional former UFC champ who takes a […]
Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire: Does Hollywood Seriously Think We Won’t Notice Their Sex Programming?
Columbia Pictures’ latest Ghostbusters film features a lesbian romance between a fifteen year-old girl and a friendly forlorn ghost. The relationship is tame enough that some viewers might be able to overlook the romantic overtones of their relationship, at least until the fifteen year-old girl starts trying to figure out a way to ‘touch’ her […]
‘Halo’ Season 2 Came and Went – Did Anyone Even Notice?
Finally—at the conclusion of two whole seasons!—Paramount Plus’s TV version of Master Petty Officer John-117 has set foot upon Halo, the mysterious giant space ring first introduced to gamers in 2001 with the release of Halo: Combat Evolved. Up until now on the show, the unstoppable super-soldier has been hanging out at a variety of […]
‘House of the Dragon’ Season 2 Trailers Encourage Fans to Take Up the Torch for Team Green or Team Black
Massively popular medieval fantasy drama Game of Thrones has returned with two new trailers for spin-off series House of the Dragon Season 2. The two trailers showcase the two dragon-empowered factions fighting for supremacy in the fictional world of Westeros: the Greens and the Blacks. Fans of the franchise will no doubt enthusiastically rally behind […]
‘ALIEN: ROMULUS’ TEASER PROMISES A VISUAL FEAST AND TERRIFYING THRILLS
20th Century Studios has released a 1-minute teaser trailer for Alien: Romulus, the seventh film in the 45-year-old Alien franchise. The trailer features soulful, atmospheric sci-fi imagery perfectly reminiscent of the original 1979 film directed by Ridley Scott and terrifying audio cues familiar to any fan of the franchise. While harkening back to Ridley Scott’s […]
Disney Clamps Down on Female ‘Star Wars’ Director Sharmeen Obaid-Chinoy, Limiting Her Involvement with Franchise
Disney has clamped down on Pakistani documentary filmmaker Sharmeen Obaid-Chinoy—slated to direct the first installment of a new Star Wars trilogy—banning her from being involved in any other Star Wars projects. The move comes after a money dispute between Sharmeen Obaid-Chinoy, the Disney company, and actress Daisy Ridley (the star of the new trilogy). Another […]
‘Dune: Part 2’ Inserts Silly Hollywood Themes Into Famous Story
A seven-minute extended sneak preview of Denis Villeneuve’s Dune: Part Two has been released on the Rotten Tomatoes’ Movieclips channel. The preview delightfully brings to life a dramatic scene from Frank Herbert’s famous novel where Paul Atreides mounts a gargantuan sandworm and successfully begins to control it. Laced with dramatic tension, stirring music, and spectacular […]
Markiplier Announces Blood Filled ‘Iron Lung’ Film is Almost Complete
Mark Edward Fischbach has announced that his live-action film based on the Iron Lung video game is nearly complete. Known online as “Markiplier”, the popular YouTuber made the announcement on February 1 with the intent to reassure his audience that his regular schedule of content creation will soon be restored to normal, as work on […]
Geeks + Gamers Takes MegaCon Orlando 2024 by Storm!
Bursting out before a crowd of well over 300 fans, Geeks + Gamers host Ryan Kinel was greeted by uproarious applause this past Saturday at Orlando MegaCon 2024. The popular internet firebrand was introduced in a boisterous WWE-style by fellow YouTuber “Stuttering Craig”, who hailed him as “the Mastermind of Naughty Words!” In short order, […]
HOLLYWOOD EXPOSED: The Quiet Cancellation of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Star Avery Brooks
On June 2, 1999, the immensely popular sci-fi series Star Trek: Deep Space Nine signed off the air for the last time. Since then, many of the show’s stars have continued to appear in television and film, but one prominent name practically disappeared off the face of the earth—Avery Brooks, the classically-trained black actor who […]
